Attention all people who have read Game Informer in the August-October months of 2007:
I need your help. I sorta want a scan of the last page of one of those issues. It was one of those top ten list thingies and Pokemon and Mario were on the list. Somehow the combination of Mario and Pokemon came a “Buttfairy”. This has been an inside joke between my friends for many years so I’d love to see it again.
and reblogging my post again because I can.
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
i would just like to share some pictures from the pokedex of my favorite late ’90s/early ’00s pokemon magazine
yeah corsola doesn’t need a face. who needs faces?
I HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A CHILD
I HAD THIS
I H A D T H I S
I LITERALLY HAVE NOT SEEN THIS IN A DECADE
I’M FUCKING CRYING
OH MY GOD I HAD THIS TOO
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT FOR AGES
by god what have i done
Woopsie… I promise I’ll clean up that chemical spill… you know… eventually.
…*goes to hire maid* Fuck that noise, now pardon as I go inevitably passes out in whatever drug-induced coma that slurry of fumes undoubtedly sprayed into my nostrils forcefully.
i’ll just sit over here and play beer pong
BOWTIES! ALL OF YOU! NOW!
Species (human, werewolf, fairy, witch, vampire, ghost): Just human I suppose
Looks: Above average height, blonde hair, red shirt, black jacket, blue pants, sunglasses. Match it best you can.
Traits: Computer Wiz, Loves the heat, Good sense of humor, Ambitious, Hopeless Romantic. Backups: Artistic, Proper
Lifetime Wish: Pervasive Private Eye
Career: Game Dev
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
I know everyone likes to poke issues at the 2009 Star Trek movie but really all I remember is my mom yelling “I KNEW IT!” when Spock kissed Uhura so really for me it’s just the movie that confirmed my mother’s OTP.